Firesign Theatre, the pioneering stream-of-consciousness comedy troupe (especially if your consciousness was under the influence of mind-altering substances) that broke through in the early 1970's, "ran" a candidate for President in 1972 -- and again apparently in 2000 -- named
George Papoon of the National Surrealists Party.
After catching some of El Presidente's
typically smug and unusually petulant press conference (even by his standards) today, where he tried to beat back a revolt from some
Senators within his own party who are evincing a last vestige of decency after six years of murderous George W. surrealism, I was reminded of our old
Firesign friends.
It turns out I'm not the only one. As Bruce West of Arizona's
Tri-Valley Central.com explained back in May of this year:
"Not responsible!" was the first half of his campaign cry. The remaining part of the platform was "Not insane!" and followed the multitudinous voices joined in the catchy ditty presented at the head of this column. Indeed, Papoon had been released from a mental institution after extensive treatment. He claimed to be the only candidate in history who was documented to be not insane. "Who knows about the rest of them?" he famously asked about the other candidates. For all we knew, they were all crazy.
So it is today. The bunch we have in Washington certainly act crazy enough but, unlike Geo Papoon, they cloak themselves in the mantle of low expectations while expanding executive power. "It's somebody else's fault," they seem to cry when something goes wrong, as it often does. With our current president, the buck always stops elsewhere. The big difference is Geo Papoon was the invention of the comedy troupe, Firesign Theater, and Geo Bush is president of the United States.
It turns out, Papoon "vowed to take an immediate, extended vacation upon election...ensuring that he wouldn't be responsible for anything that happened."
Then President Richard Nixon, that crazy alcoholic fuck, likely inspired Papoon's "Not Insane" pledge, and like all loser Conservatives he ultimately fell back on the belief that he was
stabbed in the back, rather than take responsibility for his own criminal sociopathy. But he didn't actually take a vacation from the Presidency, as our most vacation-gulping President in U.S. history has.
And what was Katrina, let alone the failure to secure Iraq from the moment Saddam fell, but George's Executive Vacation Time?
So while the
Bush as Idiot meme has spread like
Baghdad blood from Left to Right, tell me if in watching this entire clip -- not one of those ten second soundbytes that get edited into what most newswatching Americans see -- you don't start to wonder if
this guy is fucking nuts (thanks
C&L) or not. Take this exchange from the
CNN transcript:
QUESTION: But, sir, with respect, if other countries interpret the Geneva Conventions as they see fit, as they see fit, you're saying that you'd be OK with that?
BUSH: I am saying that I would hope that they would adopt the same standards we adopt; and that by clarifying Article 3 we make it stronger, we make it clearer, we make it definite.
And I will tell you again, you can ask every hypothetical you want, but the American people have got to know the facts.
And the bottom line is simple: If Congress passes a law that does not clarify the rules -- if they do not do that, the program's not going forward.
Uh, there are clear rules. They've called
The Geneva Conventions and have been around since 1864. Basic adherence to this protocol has served us brilliantly in two World Wars and a bunch of smaller ones, and the U.S. Army just last week issued a
new Manual that makes it clear to every soldier that they are to be followed.
It is only Bush and his traitorous neoconservative cronies who want to muddy our adherence the rules -- quite possibly to circumvent being charged with war crimes for their...war crimes.
But what can one expect -- Tony Soprano will always be a thief, and
El Presidente will always lie.
So maybe he's not insane -- it's all self-preservation. Maybe he's just acting insane
like Uncle Junior was for awhile. The problem is, Junior eventually went insane for real. I'll bet the pretending didn't help -- maybe it just warms you up for actual insanity.
El Presidente's words in transcript come across as impossible
Rube Goldberg logic machines, but I think watching is a whole lot weirder. Check out at
around 2:54 if you can definitively tell me that his clinically defensive prep-school giggles when attempting to ridicule the real-world characterization of his law-violating actions as, "the illegal eavesdropping program" isn't
batshit crazy.
Again, under the laws of self-preservation, attempting to foster public ridicule of this phrase -- even with the same technique as with belittling an upstart rush candidate at the frat house -- is not a nutty or even an insipid notion. The laugh just sounds...transparently desperate. An undercurrent of hair-trigger floodgate neuroses. An alcoholic urging the patrons to cast out the temperance worker, his voice disconcertingly loud. A cocksucker who knows he's just about on the run.
I'm wondering if over time, as with Nixon, the more we see of the once reclusive Presidente, now forced to speak publicly to defend his increasingly exposed "policies", forced to go it alone as all his fairweather hacks seek to distance themselves, even the most reliable 2000-2006 watercarrying scum, the more we will start to see it as a psychodrama played out on the national stage. After all, as Nixon sunk deeper, supposedly started drinking again, flailed with strength and soon weakness, it became like a psychological television series, which climaxed with
this.
If things continue to go against Geo's "created" realities, I think we'll get our own 2006 remake, more attuned to our times but no less of a slow-motion auto wreck as the real world comes crashing in. At least this scion of a wealthy family (that
made much of its early fortune enabling Hitler and his Nazi Party's rise to control of Germany) has defense mechanisms of privilege and wealth to help forestall the horror. Nixon only had the former.
And it was taken away from him.This is ultimately what
psychos Cheney and Rumsfeld are fighting against, the court decision that opened the door to bringing down their first boss, who made
the mistake of flirting with insanity himself on his path into the yawning snake pit.
With El Presidente's remaining followers getting more and more
extremely insane, with Congressional cronies who must have been insane to think they would not go to prison for
outright bribery, with an insane security plan to dig
insane trenches around a city we let sink into insanity, it's up to American citizens in November to show the world that we are not, as a people, insane.
Not insane for President. Not insane for Senator or Representative.
Even in this day and age, is that too much to ask?