In the Pink

Hollywood is freaking out that the box office is tepid, starting to wonder if maybe we don't want to see second and third tier TV shows from our first childhood turned into yet another empty explosion-fest. There's a Battleship movie in production, for heaven's sake, a classic game but...how can I say this...not that deep. Narrative, character, theme -- you know, what books, plays and even real-life stories have that make them ripe for adaptation.

And now...this isn't even unimaginable:



I can't wait to buy my ticket.