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President Bush went to Albania this week, the one place in the universe where he is greeted as a hero by huge crowds of non-partisan citizens. In large part, he's reaping President Bill Clinton's applause, as the main reason they love America is what Clinton did to save Kosovo in their War.

Now it appears Bush's watch was stolen, lifted, if you will, during his orgasmic press-the-flesh pep rally.

Watch. Closely.

Around the 1:00-1:07 mark.

More on it here.

I know, I know, the Post-Ironic Age.

It just seems so obvious, not even easy, just karmic clarity:

He lost his watch...on his watch.